A poetic plea to save the Pump
August 2003
The Pump has run for 25 years so why try to change it?
Hands Off Our Pump
Six small Norfolk Villages,
All gathered in a clump.
Each has it's own identity
And all read the Village Pump.
Wretton has a common,
And Whittington its hill.
West Dereham boasts an Abbey
Stoke Ferry a windmill.
Both Wereham and Boughton
Have a fine village pond.
The Pump covers all six villages
But it does not go beyond!
So to all you interlopers
Trying to sabotage our Pump.
You'd better keep your wits about you
Or you will feel a boot right up your rump!
We have been jogging along quite nicely
For twenty-five years or more.
So any more interference
I can assure you we'll ignore.
Now to all the six Pump villages
We know everyone will try.
To send in news and information
To stop the Pump from running dry.
BR Chawston
Beryl Chawston