Some Mythical TV Programmes to appeal to animal lovers

Graham takes up the editor's challenge to concoct possible TV titles for animal lovers

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Beastenders

Ground Horse

Neighboars

Mandrill of the Glen

Songs of Greys

Final Weasel

Antiques toad show

Little mouse on the prairie

The six o'clock shrews

It ain't 'arf otter mum

Cougars at No 42

Last of the summer swine

Top deer

The weakest mink

Only mules and horses

Blue cheetah

Home and a whale

One man and his frog

The gnus at ten

Graham Forster