River Wissey Lovell Fuller

More of the World's Stupidest Headlines

July 2005

More humour culled from genuine Newspaper Headlines

Drug runner hid crack in his pants

Filming in cemetery angers residents

Manure management makes a big splash at Ag Expo

Ancient blonde Corpses Raise Questions

Flaming toilet seat causes evacuation at High School

Invisible man comes out of hiding

Blind women gets kidney from Dad she hasn't seen in years

Judge to rule on nude beach

Honeymoon? If we can fit it in, say couple

Man eating Piranha mistakenly sold as pet fish

Cemetery faces grave problems over space

Bishop hoists his cassock to reveal a secret

Limbless hit out at rise in living costs

Ray Thompson

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