River Wissey Lovell Fuller

MORE NEW DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

December 2005

Some more alternative dictionary definitions created by Graham

PRESSGANG - A group of journalists

CRESCENDO - Closure of a facility for very young children

CONFOUND - The capture of an escaped prisoner

PILGRIMS - Foul-tasting medicinal tablets

ASBO - Person suffering with body odour

ABUNDANCE - Dance where the spot prizes are small cakes

DISTRESSED - Bald

MUTTER - Dog-lover

INVALIDATE - Make an appointment with an unwell person

CONCOCTION - Sale of sea-shells

MERITORIOUS - Feeling happy in the Conservative Party

DETENTION - Take away the stress from something

Graham Forster

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