MORE NEW DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS
December 2005
Some more alternative dictionary definitions created by Graham
PRESSGANG - A group of journalists
CRESCENDO - Closure of a facility for very young children
CONFOUND - The capture of an escaped prisoner
PILGRIMS - Foul-tasting medicinal tablets
ASBO - Person suffering with body odour
ABUNDANCE - Dance where the spot prizes are small cakes
DISTRESSED - Bald
MUTTER - Dog-lover
INVALIDATE - Make an appointment with an unwell person
CONCOCTION - Sale of sea-shells
MERITORIOUS - Feeling happy in the Conservative Party
DETENTION - Take away the stress from something
Graham Forster