MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

Graham creates more of his amusing "Alternative" dictionary definitions.

WILLY-NILLY - Impotent man

TRIPLETS - Short journeys

PUNGENT - Funny man

APPLY - Tasting like an apple

KITTIWAKE - Cat's funeral

JARGON - Empty bottle

PROPAGANDA - Real live goose

PENDED - Ballpoint out of ink

WARD - Drawback

METRONOMES - Small people living on the underground

SNUFF-BOX - Coffin

UNICORN - Cereal grown on university campus

POLLUTE - Polish musical instrument

Graham Forster