ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

More devilish definitions from graham

ACCESSION - Lumberjack's working time

PORTABLE - Badly constructed piece of furniture

PANACHE - Ash tray

OXYGEN - Information relating to cattle

CELIBATE - Fishing tackle shop

CURSORY - Swear box

MISTRUST - Corrosion caused by fogs

JACKAL - Beanstalk-man who has nothing

CAPRICORN - Foot problem endemic to an Italian island

CAPSIZE - Schoolboy's head measurement

DOGMA - Bitch

DIRECTOR - Welsh vicar

COPPICE - Policeman's urinal

Graham Forster