MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS
February 2007
Some more alternative dictionary definitions to bring a smile to our readers
MARINADE - Assistance organisation for people at sea
INQUEST - search for a pub
PEEWIT - Lavatorial sense of humour
DOWNSIZE - Dimensions of an eiderdown
DAMAGING - A mother horse getting old
DOILY - A housemaid in Birmingham
BUSKING - Head of a passenger transport company
SHAMROCK - Plastic boulder
CARBON - A good quality French vehicle
POLENTA - A borrowed chamber pot
SUBMITS - Gloves used on board a submarine
CARPENTRY - A door used in a fishery
BARCODE - Talking dog's poem
MIDWIFERY - Whilst breaking wind
Graham Forster