More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

Some more definitions from graham's imaginary dictionary

PERPLEX - What a purple chicken lays

SUFFOCATION - Indoctrination into Suffolk's ways

CONDOM - Imprisoned Portuguese priest

SUPERB - Soup made from sage, thyme, etc.

PAUCITY - Run-down metropolis

METROPOLIS - Paris underground gendarmerie

POPPADUM - Dim father

JETSKI - Russian airliner

VINDALOO - Toilet water

REDSTART - Communist politicians mistress

BADGER - One who collects badges

MASTIFF - A huge row

PEER - Incontinent member of the House of Lords

Graham Forster