MORE ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS
March 2008
Graham invents some more dictionary definitions for our amusement
CURATOR -Someone who values snooker players equipment
CARTOONS -Music while you're driving
PARAPET - Paratrooper's cat or dog
MAMMOTH -Female butterfly
NUMBER - Progressively without feeling
VENEZUAELA - Fishing vessel sailing out of Venice
IMPLORE - Stories of little rascals
COLLYWOBBLES - A jelly from a cauliflower-shaped world
BOOBY - TRAP - Bra
GROYNE - The "Go" light in Birmingham
MIGRANT - Excited speech on Russian aircraft
BUFFERS - Colloquial term for "in the nude"
OTHERWISE - Sexually aware
Graham Forster