More Alternative Dictionary definitions
May 2009
More fun with words from Graham Forster
TANGENT - Suntanned man
INSECT - Belonging to a religious group
UNDERGROUND - Not worn down enough
BICYCLE - What women are renowned for going on
WARTHOGS - What soldiers wear in battle
JINGOISM - Watching Booths or Gordons disappear
PEKINESE - Having sick looking legs
SUSPENSION - Dodgy annuity
SELFISH - Pertaining to Billingsgate traders
BUNION - Cross between beet and onions
DELIBERATE - Put back in prison
SANCTUM - Dropped waist-line
WAINSCOT - Mr Rooney's bed
PUBIC - Relating to an inn
Graham Forster