More Alternative Dictionary Definitions

More whimsical definitions from Graham

OBLIQUE Old Boy with bladder problems

ELECTRICS Cunning practices MPs get up to

BUNKUM Red Indian bed

RUMPUS Strange cat

DECORATION Ship's captain's speech

WINDOW Very painful flatulence problem

PUMPKIN A reduced=size version of this magazine

MALARIA Between "Buck House" and Admiralty Arch

PICCALILLI To choose a beautiful flower

MATCHBOX Hospitality suite at a game

DISCONSOLATE DJ's late night record

COFFEE Someone who is coughed at

SEQUIN Aspire for success

SAXOPHONIST One who makes people redundant the most

Graham Forster